The Gift

The Gift

The powers to be have been busy lately trying to position themselves for the game of the millennium. I’ve had a long time on Earth to make enemies. The enemies want me to depart, and soon I’ll grant them their wish, but before I do I want to make a small contribution, a final good gesture of goodwill to the humans of this little planet, for whom I’ve taken so much from:

1.  Sacred Heart a donation of $800,000.00

2. Holy Rosary a donation of $500,000.00

3. Immaculate Conception a donation of $200,000.00

4. Christian Brothers High School a donation of $100,000.00

5. Desoto Special Olympics a donation of $50,000.00

6. Best Buddies a donation of $50,000.00

7. St. Jude Children’s Hospital a donation of $25,000.00

8. White Station Middle School Cross Country a donation of $25,000.00

9. St. Louis School a donation of $25,000.00

10. Lester Community Center a donation of $25,000.00

11. East High School a donation of $25,000.00

12. To all the amazing kids I’ve had the privilege and the honor to mentor and coach, they’ll receive their gift via mail

13. “The Final Truth” a book that will reveal answers to questions humans have searched for since the beginning of Mankind

14. SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intellegence) $0.00. Your organization made a costly mistake. I will share to the world what you have done.

 

The departure date is scheduled.

 

 

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