24 Nov John and the Ten Laws
On January 1st 1909 John was born
On January 2nd 1929 John makes the choice to pray to the “flying spaghetti monster”
On January 3rd 1949 John died
On January 4th 1969 John was born again
On January 5th 1989 John makes the choice to love money over the “most high”
On January 6th 2009 John died
On January 7th 2029 John was born again
On January 8th 2049 John makes the choice to deliberately use the name of God, for his own selfish purposes
On January 9th 2069 John died
On January 10th 2089 John was born again
On January 11th 2109 John makes the choice to party like a rock star, every Sabbath
On January 12th 2129 John died
On January 13th 2149 John was born again
On January 14th 2169 John makes the choice to consistently disobey his mother and shows no respect to his father
On January 15th 2189 John died
On January 16th 3109 John was born again
On January 17th 3129 John makes the choice to kill a man, on a flight to Mars over peanuts
On January 18th 3149 John died
On January 19th 3169 John was born again
On January 20th 3189 John, after a heated argument with his wife, over buying a new home, on the star system Proxima Centauri, chooses to cheat on his wife
On January 21st 4109 John died
On January 22nd 4129 John was born again
On January 23rd 4149 John makes the choice to steal a teleportation system from The Micah Branch Research Center
On January 24th 4189 John died
On January 25th 5109 John was born again
On January 26th 5129 John makes the choice to lie to the Andromeda Galaxy government, about a asteroid approaching
On January 27th 5149 John died
On January 28th 5169 John was born again
On January 29th 5189 John makes the choice to continue to watch holographic images from is Iphone2674, images of his neighbors wife, which he pretends he is married to
On January 30th 6109 John died
On January 31st 6129 John was born again
On February 1st 6149 John makes the choice to study, understand and live by the following laws:
You shall have no other gods before Me
You shall not make idols
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy
Honor your father and your mother
You shall not murder
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
You shall not covet
February 2nd 6169 John gave his life to Christ and died
February 3rd 6189 Bob is born
“Once you depart from the Ten Commandments as being the foundation of right and wrong, you are in a free fall”
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